Entourage ended it's 6th season(7th? Who the fuck knows...) this past Sunday on HBO, and it seemed there was not a laugh to be had. Now don't get me wrong, I absolutely LOVED the episode, but it was definitely the most serious story since the show's inception back in 2004.
Let's do a character rundown:
-After years of boozing, fucking and smoking the pot, the "party lifestyle" came to a header for our gang as Vinnie Chase started riding the white rails for the duration of this season with "anal-from-a-black-guy-lovin" porn star girlfriend Sasha Gray(actually pretty attractive for a sperm dumpster), leading to what will probably be the crash of his film career. I wonder if Aquaman will ever live down being knocked around by that white midget rapper Eminem?
-One also has to wonder if the fight with Slim Shady is going to effect Johnny Drama's new animated series "Johnny's Bananas" for NBC?
-Mrs. Ari has decided she wants "a break" with her foul-mouthed husband. I must admit that this woman is almost a total "show-stopper" for me, and I would not mind if they got a divorce to change the pace of Piven's character.
-At this moment I don't remember what happened with E(im too lazy to rewatch it on-demand right now), but I do believe he is still marrying Sloan, so he can't be doing that bad.
-As for Turtle, I could care less about his Tequila company. 'Nuff said.
-Lloyd's still asian. And gay.
According to the gossipy-bitches I call friends, the next season will most likely be Entourages last, which will then lead into ENTOURAGE: THE MOTION PICTURE sometime in 2012/2013. The way the story seems to be directed, the movie will most likely pick up like maybe a year after the previous season ended, centering around all 5 main characters separated from one another and how they are not an "entourage" anymore, focusing on how they all find each other again.
If that's a hit, the sequel will probably be about Vince getting his first Oscar nom.
My other Entourage predictions:
-Medellin will become a cult clasic.
-Reformed director Billy Walsh will have moved in with "the boys" in the next season.
-Sloan will get preggers at some point.
-Ari will be living by himself in a nasty, seedy hotel, giving the house to his soon to be ex family.
-I still won't care about Turtle's mexican booze company.
-Vinnie's big "comeback" movie will be that Ramones Bio-pic that Bela Lugosi offered him back in season 4.
-E will become head of his studio.
-Scott Caan will make a terrible career choice by going to the NEW Hawaii 5-0!
-and Lloyd will be still be gay. But less Asian...which is odd.
